motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life. motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life.

motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life.

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

j0ye:

OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 

MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING

I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY

MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD

ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS

THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”

NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~

(Source: krl-vnzla)

non-existinguniverse:

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

LARRY ISN’T IN S3? IM WEEPING TEARS OF JOY


YESS LARRY IS GONE

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

theluthox:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

I’d rather do a real firewalk

peetamy:

themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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this is so fucking accurate it hurts

refreshes:

twitter literally has no chill

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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yourscientistfriend:

beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

This will never not be funny

(Source: heteromale)

greetings:

communistbakery:

the worst part of the holidays is saying greetings to all of my family members

same… i don’t want my family to find my blog

wwhalehunter:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

who wouldnt reblog wallace wells

(Source: colinmania)

assranlegacy:

but imagine layton getting a puzzle wrong and reacting like buzz in toy story when he realizes he’s a toy

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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video