raideo:

mspaintadventuring:

i-have-decided-on-this-url:

krusca:

gottagetmysherlock:

hiddles-mikkels-batched:

mechinism:

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN

HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT

WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES

his nipples are censored by freedom

thats an oxymoron in itself

no, that’s america

I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THEN THE COMMENTSLFJHKSDK

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(Source: unclemother)

blumiere007:

Ubisoft:

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Nintendo:

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(Source: memewhore)

discardedpizzabox:

Me whenever i get money

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

lieutenantloserz:

ultrafacts:

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For those who are confused
Fire Tornado = Firenado

"Be the coffee shop AU you want to see in the world"
— (via moniquill)

(Source: howllor)

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy)

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

Album Art

Calvin Harris - Thinking about you (feat. Ayah Marar)

(Source: sunshinelady)

Played 10321 times.

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt)